Whoa, psycho. It sounds like he wants YOU for a snack.
If there was any doubt before, the "I work for the government" line really makes a strong argument for mental instability. Well, that and the fact that it is you he is lusting after.
That guy sounds like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but that doesn't make it cool. Delusional is the word that fits. Report what is happening to some kind of authority. Fans are fun, but Fanatics are just scary.
Matt bought the house on Archer Avenue in the winter of his thirty-fifth year. Over the next decade, he and his wife had three children and then they separated. They were never legally divorced.
Virtually all memory of the brilliance of Matt had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure and disaster.
Matt died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
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He sound like the guy on "Silence of the Lambs"...good luck with that.
Whoa, psycho. It sounds like he wants YOU for a snack.
If there was any doubt before, the "I work for the government" line really makes a strong argument for mental instability. Well, that and the fact that it is you he is lusting after.
Ummm....riiight! Find a good lawyer.
I wouldn't hesitate to give these messages to the police.
Also, meet me in the park for some beers.
Your old high school buddy,
Ryan.
I'm sure it's nothing.
Signed,
J. Woods, Brooklyn.
PS. Can I have your watch when you are dead?
That guy sounds like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but that doesn't make it cool. Delusional is the word that fits. Report what is happening to some kind of authority. Fans are fun, but Fanatics are just scary.
Dude,
This isn't funny now, but when it's over, we're all going to have so much fun with it.
William
your address isn't in the phone book, is it?
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